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[challenge entry] to me, to you

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(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Suddenly
Goats!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I have never made a picture of a goat.
Imagine a thread-relevant repost here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6600000/newsid_6601300/6601395.stm

There was an interview where he said 'I came 'round the corner and 'Suddenly, Goats!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# a likely story
He said: "As I braked I lost control and I'm not sure exactly what happened. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor with the goat on top of me, and I was sucking it off as I gasped for air."
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Corner dwellers, are goats.
I've just given myself a headache of biblical proportions doing my keep fit. That's the end of me leaping round the front room to dance music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Scientific FACT
Keep fit is bad for you - have a cake, and recuperate
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Pizza's in the oven.
Seriously, I think my brain's just expanded. My ears are hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Do it proper. Get thee to a club.
It always amazes me how I can struggle for breath after walking up a hill, but when placed in front of a PA with hundreds of other people, in a hot cramped environment where the bass gives you stomach ache, I can dance for hours on end.

Can anyone use SCIENCE to explain this?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# It's all to do with dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I thought as much.
The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I don't fit in in those sorts of places.
Bit too much of a dumpy metaller. If Drop the Lime plays in Brum again I may go.

And I can't go to goff clubs as I have nobody to go with :-( (But, in my youth, I was to be found in most of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Thats the beautiful thing about the good clubs though, nobody gives a toss who you are or what you look like
Unless you genuinely don't like the music or atmosphere. Then thats fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# They're all full of chavs round here. And it's all that dance music with average looking birds murdering good songs over the top.
And it's all that dance music with average looking birds murdering good songs over the top. And nobody'd go with me.

I think next time I may warm up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Awww, El Capitain!
If you're ever in the midlands when someone good is playing, I'll take you proper good clubbing, where its all smiles and hugs and everyones easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# YAY!
Club meet!

Edit- what sort of music? I was just leaping around to Pendulum, and then a bit of BT till my head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Drum n bass, breakbeat, acid, techno, electro, funk, soul, hiphop....
whatever takes your fancy really.

The Custard Factory in Birmingham is the place to be. If a big acts on they empty out the pool in the middle and stick a big gazebo over the top. Dancing in a pool is a wonderful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# That's where we go to a lot of gigs
Isis, Pelican, all that business- I know a couple of mates of mine went to see Kid 606 and Drop the Lime there as well (without me!)

Do you go to the supersonic festival that's on there every year? I was at the last 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Kid 606, I missed him last weekend. Very annoyed.
I dont! And never have, its a rare thing is Birmingham, costs so much to get there.

I must off out now m'dear, but we shall resume this conversation. T'ra! x
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Lovelove!
/sand blog


x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Has the supersonic festival happened there yet?
I was thinking of going to see Sunn O)))
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I think so.
We were going to go this year, but couldn't/can't make it because of some mates having to work. I wanted to go for Sunn 0))) too, and Oxbow Duo (saw them twice supporting ISIS this year, they were amazing)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Nonchalant anal sex is the best
I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I find
dismissive analingus more appealing
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# What about
incandescant with rage felching?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# that's OK, if you've had a few
but morose fisting certainly ticks all the boxes
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# eh?
warehouse....
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Too enthusiastic!
*rubs nipsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# It's quite difficult to have a viewpoint on this subject
This always happens in gentlemen's clubs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I enjoy how front mechanism
has grasping fingers around its nipsy. For to grasp with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# thus preventing innapropriate pitch/yaw slippage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
I really like this.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)