dooley
if you need to then contact me (my mother runs a law firm)
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

And she wnats to see his knob?:p

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

possible
but not probable
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

All mums want to see young men's parts.
Except lesbian ones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

what?
Lesbian young men? Shirly not!
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

my mums name
actually is Shirley :D
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

If young men were lesbians they wouldn't kick up such a fuss about going down on their girlfriends.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

no!!
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
mmph!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

my first time - she was lying on the floor
and I ended up picking a dog hair off my tongue
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Stick to humans.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

that same dog also licked my sweaty arse after a steamy session
I should say, of course that it's female owner was involved during these acts, and the dog wasn't
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

I'll bet.
I don't believe it, you've got the look of a beasty boy about you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

allright, I admit
it was a yiffy threesome
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

*knew it*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Never had a problem with that.
I did once know someone who once boasted that as it was his missus and his 5th anniversary, he went down on her!!!

Poor poor girl!

EDIT: Do I sense descention of the Wow/man wife ranks?!:P
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

The amount of men that just flat-out won't is unbelievable.
But they still expect their partners to give them head. Wankers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

I never understand blokes who won't
Their loss I s'pose
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Me niether
Maybe that's why they're wankers, they don't get anything after turning their missus' down.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

As my ex once said to one of them
'Doesn't that mean you don't really like girls?'


Oh, he proved his straightness that night, I was reliably informed. How to make a straight man do anything you want- tell them they would appear gay if they didn't do it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Well the insecure ones anyway:P

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Which parts
are we talking about here?
(duck Quack !, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

All the parts usually covered in clothing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

is it sexy burhqa time?
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

It will be if you stop poking me in the eye with that postcard.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

O_o
too many wasps!!!

*runs of screaming*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

FLY, MY PRETTIES!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

eek!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)