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Does this qualify as satire?

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

ha ha ha!!!
never miss out on an empty sun lounger...
it's a travel alarm clock!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

hahahahahhaaha
no Heavenly Sword yet....
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

pah!
just watched a new Resi 5 trailer
www.gamersyde.com/stream_4151_en.html

oooh! it looks scary
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

yeah, just watched it on C&VG
right nasty business
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

i gotta job to do
and i'm gonna see it through...


*books ticket on the next flight home*
mommy!!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

You'll never have to beat around the bush again..
It's a handy epilator!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Those things are the work of the devil, puzazu, michael winner....all them guys.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Do they work on really hairy parts, or just jam up?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

I wouldn't know.
I'm not the hairiest of people.

What you so happy about?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7444908
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Aha!
Well yes, I wouldn't know, I'm afraid. I'm more than happily to epilate a patch of your chest hair next time I see you if you want, then we can see.

*anticipates response*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

oh um well
I'm quite attached to that

You could attempt to epilate my taint if you like? :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Oh now there's an idea.
You'll cry, you know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*tears out a patch and shows you*
Probably not, but I might yell a bit
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

And then what?
Punch me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Nah
I'd start wanking to turn the pain into pleasure
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

While I was in the room?
Now this is very important:

maintain eye contact or not?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

In the room
With eye contact
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

That's fantastic.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

It is
But now I have "#Eye to eye - contact#" going round in my head
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Pardon?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

The Edwin Starr disco classic?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

*pink socks*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

argh!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

what are you people up to?
Oi! give my talent back!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

*dangles it just out of reach*
*hangs from knees in the rafters and puts HT's talent on* ooooh, stylish
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahahahaha
office snort
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

I get a great image of a pig in a shirt when you say that.
Not that you're piggy. You're very human.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

argh!!
it's old man toasty!!
run!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

*scarpers*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

*trips up ivesb for a clean gettaway*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

no, NO!
i can't even change my user name to happy..
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

NEVAH!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

they do work
but oh god the pain.

even waxing is better.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

no more ripping whilst you're dipping...
it's a bumper tube of multi lube!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

super, smashing etc.
this vaguely qualifies as a kitten on a skateboard:

(less accurate now gordon brown's changed his mind)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

hahaha
lovely
( mictoboy, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

haha
excellent!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

hahaha
Yes, and you can't beat a bit o' bully.


( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

ha ha!!
it's true
you can't
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)