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[challenge entry] Wonder what's inside...

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *slaps hand*
NO, bad newbie!

Now go wash your eyes with acid.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# OW!
*runs out crying*
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# drinks tears
*masturbates
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# drinks jizz... cries.
Thus the cycle begins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# drinks tears...masturbate
yay I got a good spot
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Aaah yes
I learnt this in geography.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# complete
I think you'll find...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# never ever
wonder what's inside a goatse


(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I had a friend...
...who I showed the original goatse to. And when it loaded up, he looked at it without flinching and said, "That guy must be married." "Eh?" says me. "He's wearing a wedding ring." "hmmm, wasn't exactly the ring that caught my attention the first time I looked at it."
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# my theory is that
the ring is connected to a string, so he can pull his hand out his ass in case it gets stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Well, yes it was
Just not THAT ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)