Wonder what's inside...


From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

*slaps hand*
NO, bad newbie!

Now go wash your eyes with acid.

*clicks*
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

OW!
*runs out crying*
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

drinks tears
*masturbates
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

drinks jizz... cries.
Thus the cycle begins.
( Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

drinks tears...masturbate
yay I got a good spot
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Aaah yes
I learnt this in geography.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

complete
I think you'll find...
( Scoopzilla says: at least I don't like Creed..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

never ever
wonder what's inside a goatse
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

I had a friend...
...who I showed the original goatse to. And when it loaded up, he looked at it without flinching and said, "That guy must be married." "Eh?" says me. "He's wearing a wedding ring." "hmmm, wasn't exactly the ring that caught my attention the first time I looked at it."
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

my theory is that
the ring is connected to a string, so he can pull his hand out his ass in case it gets stuck
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

Well, yes it was
Just not THAT ring.
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)