*cue background image of b3tans being shoved back into cupboard*

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

hahaha!
*brings cup of tea*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

oh thankyou
*sups before the wardens force us to eat cold potatoes*
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

... our highly 'trained' dietitians know exactly what the more fully developed body needs
we often find that the 'simplest' food is exactly what is our highly respected veterans of life need most; we find they love their thin gruel and have no interest at all in the pies which the staff are often required to eat.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)