Hmmm


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( Bad Horsey, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)

Hahaha
Cesium is more fun though.

Woo
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)

What would happen
if you put sealed some caesium in a wax capsule and put it in a medicine bottle?
( Tribs Happy Midwinter Solstice!, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)

Then someone would die
Francium is the best.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)

BOOM!
my chemistry teacher used to go sea fishing with sodium wrapped up in bits of bread. When the seagulls inevitably pissed him off, throw a bit up, and wait for the odd seagull to very rapidly and briefly turn spherical.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

Alka Seltzer accomplishes much the same thing
Only slower, as gulls are so well mannered, they can't burp.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)

Nothing what so ever:P
You didn't state that someone had to eat it:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

clever!
Here's a little chemistry rhyme (though unrelated):

Johnny was a chemist
But he is no more
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)

I got taught
Poor Jack will breathe no more.
For what he thought was H₂0.
Was H₂SO₄.

That was about 25 years ago and I've never forgotten it:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)

They both get the point across, eh?

"Tastes like burning!"
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)

Potassium ethoxide rules C2H3OK!

( cupboardy, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)

I heard one that went..
Maisie often wondered why
Acids trouble alkali
So Maisie in a manner placid
Fed the cat sulphuric acid
Pussy whereupon grew frantic
Executing many an antic
"Ah ha", cried Maisie, overjoyed
Pussy is an Alkoloid.
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)

...and next week I'm going to see you in the board stats with a random quote that says:
Pussy is an Alkoloid
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)

Sulphuric Acid:H2SO4
Hot Hot Searing! Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!!
( WiL 's cat has decided he is an indoors cat now..., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)

I think it's more the oxygenation
action that he's getting at.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)