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# *tiger stance*
his kung fu is weak
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *monkey stance*
You speak strong words apprentice but can you be match of master?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *buffalo stance*
we do the dive every time we dance
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *banana stance* .... no, wait *monkey puzzle tree stance*
steel not strong, flesh is strong...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Flesh can become strong
like beef but only under guidance. You must learn if you wish to be beef.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# your beef is tired and flavorless like tofu
my beef is firm and vibrant like soy curd
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:24, archived)
# you will be speaking that from the other side of your face
when I show you flying fist of tofu
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 14:26, archived)