From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:25, archived)

*cleans out eyes*

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

you have.. the whitest white bit of the eyes I've ever seen
do you floss?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)

/eats them all up
YUM!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)

Dear Mr Jack
We at Johnson & Johnson feel that your picture about abestos buds is damaging to the brand and therefore we have decided to lock you in our cellar . . . we mean it!

Love J&J

P.S. Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:28, archived)

Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: 1 turd + matches.

Regards,
J.Jack
( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)

Dear Mr Jack
We have forwarded your turd to Dr. Gillian McKeith who says you need to eat more bran and recommends a protracted visit to her clinic cellar

Love J&J


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:31, archived)

Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Please find enclosed: The severed head of Dr. Gillian McKeith.

Regards,
Jolly "Knifey knifey" Jack
( JollyJack has a shitload to do before xmas, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

Dear Mr. Jack!
WHOO-HOO!

We have decided to drop all charges as you've done us all a favour!

Love J&J


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)

dear the world
we here at the BBC are exceedingly apologetic in advance, just incase.

thank you for tollerating our complete incompetence
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:36, archived)

Dear The Beeb Beeb Ceeb
you spelled imcontinence wrong you spazza!

Love the world


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)

dear the world
*radges*

love and kisses,
El BeeBo, Scurge of the Spanish Main
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

push them in till you here a loud ringing....
....its the only way to be sure of a good clean!
( jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)