this is the scariest thing
i've ever seen on the board
*hides behind chair*
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

it lives behind chairs
behind ALL chairs
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

it knows
you're there
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)