
Sorry for shitness, first ever post and I have a major lack of skills in Photoshop. =]
From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
joke was funny
that's what matters more here
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
but I'm not keen on the smell of burning plastic
welcome!
(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
Roast some alien eggs with it!
It reminded me of the flamethrowers in Aliens. So I'll repost this.

(, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
plunge my inner jaws through the fragile chocolate casing, while the gloopy muck inside splatters all over innocent bystanders.
No double-entendres there, then? Good.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
Third time in 5 minutes.
Why?
I was just having a conversation with Caewan, and I said that I spat my drink everywhere and I'm wet and sticky, adding that it was coke.
Just as I was lifting the drink to my mouth, he comments on how glad he is that I said that it was coke.
(, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)