i guess forks were never really safe...were they?!...


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( atomic A-bomb a nation, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)

That gets adblock
not because it's flashing but because it's fucking shit. Draw the fucking line somewhere.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)

i was gonna draw a line on your ass...
...but there was already one there.....:D
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)

Sorry
I have a zit the size of Miami on my chin ( aged 41 ) and it looks like I'll run out of orange juice before I run out of gin. there is nothing worse than the thought of neat gin to make you cantankerous.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)

well...
I had a zit the size of a large peninsula on my arse recently...and I'm 27! I've got plenty of vodka and some orange juice, but I can't have Gin. It makes me violent.
(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)

that's why ruprick had a cork on his fork
in dirty rotten scoundrels.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)

Has this even been 'shopped
Beyond the flashing, I mean?
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

Looks like a comic sans 'Ouch' was added
...for perhaps comic effect.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)

if TOAPping is shopping, then...
...yes.
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)

Thanks
That answered my question.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)

poat

( jabberpook, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)

that's...
...really unpleasant.
( Shiksa, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)

Forks are dangerous.



( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)

haha
come on, you call that offensive?
Have a proper go!

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)