run for your lives


loading it with these rather than thermo-nuclear devices makes it far more dangerous if you ask me, so i'm sticking it in the comp :D

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)

If my office manager wasn't in front of me right now
That'd get a genuine LOL!

Trust me, I'm lol'ing on the inside!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

You should show him,
then maybe he would be amused, thus, liking you more and possibly not mind you being on b3ta.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

He's a woman
with no sense of humor that I've been able to detect using even the most sensitive instruments.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)

did the operation go well?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

show her
and tell her it's the new rabbit
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

show her a nice pic of a kitten.
Then she might go "aww" and think that b3ta is nice and fluffy.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)

She'll tell me
to quit skiving off and get to work what do you think we pay you for to fuck off on line all day while the rest of us work for a living to pay your salary when you should be out on the road selling stuff!!

...and she'd be quite right I know.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

Offer her house insurance.
If that fails i give up.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I give up too.
Time for home, b3tans. Have a good night!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

Good night!

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

B3ta safe? It makes spon mutate:

/barely related post
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

ha ha ha it looks like a giant cock
death from above!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)

Raargh! Have this:

( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Huzzah!
check my profile for SkUGosaruses!
WOo!
Yay!
Mnyumm mnyumm mnyumm!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

*will read all of them*
The ones I have seen are most terrific :)
( petehix Board Sig:, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

I really should link all my own SkUGosaruses!
maybe later :p
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Hahaha
That's all shades of fucking ace

Woo
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)