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[challenge entry] run for your lives


loading it with these rather than thermo-nuclear devices makes it far more dangerous if you ask me, so i'm sticking it in the comp :D

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# If my office manager wasn't in front of me right now
That'd get a genuine LOL!

Trust me, I'm lol'ing on the inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# You should show him,
then maybe he would be amused, thus, liking you more and possibly not mind you being on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# He's a woman
with no sense of humor that I've been able to detect using even the most sensitive instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# did the operation go well?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# show her
and tell her it's the new rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# show her a nice pic of a kitten.
Then she might go "aww" and think that b3ta is nice and fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# She'll tell me
to quit skiving off and get to work what do you think we pay you for to fuck off on line all day while the rest of us work for a living to pay your salary when you should be out on the road selling stuff!!

...and she'd be quite right I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Offer her house insurance.
If that fails i give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I give up too.
Time for home, b3tans. Have a good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# B3ta safe? It makes spon mutate:

/barely related post
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# ha ha ha it looks like a giant cock
death from above!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Raargh! Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Huzzah!
check my profile for SkUGosaruses!
WOo!
Yay!
Mnyumm mnyumm mnyumm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# *will read all of them*
The ones I have seen are most terrific :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I really should link all my own SkUGosaruses!
maybe later :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha
That's all shades of fucking ace

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)