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[challenge entry] How is that cancer one funny?
http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/52745/1186617009/cancer.gif


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(Marcus de Sade, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Oh cunt off already
(__, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Haha!
You fanny raped trees!
(Hagbard MacDougal, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)
# You're an ambitious young fellow marcus
I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Bored now
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7490815
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7490823
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/09/23/image32257f29-647a-44bf-8d12-8a6a00aa87ad.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3445298
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
#
seeds.thompson-morgan.com/pix/m/seeds/5/564.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# well said!
a good point well made!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Ya see!
I knew it would come in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# why did you compo a question about someone elses compo entry?
Are you insane?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# hmm.
in other news, I just got some important spam, viz:

"Ladies always hee-hawed at me and even chaps did in the free comfort station!

Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M eg ad ik [ed: medication?]
for 4 months and now my pecker is greatly largest than federal."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# GREATLY LARGEST THAN FEDERAL
I like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I had that exact same phrase
in a spam mail a few days ago.

EDIT: Just found this one amongst the 600-odd spam mails i have:

Ladies always whooped at me and even fellows did in the not private toilet!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 4 months and now my cock is badly best than civil.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I used to get odd shit in the Barclays emails
though you needed to highlight the blank space. I think someone was secretly trying to get their crap novel out there via the medium of spam :D

Oooh! Found one I grabbed a while back...
www.b3tards.com/u/fb84ec0dce6ca7332539/spammity-spam.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# yeah, I just googled whizgiggle
and it hit some other spam. Probably some kind of obscure dictionary to defeat spam filters.

edit: yeah - so the template is "Ladies always X at me and even Y did in the Z" with a set of obscure terms to replace X, Y, and Z.

Or it could be AI-written literature distributed via spam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# just found this one
which has to take the biscuit:


Ladies always laughed at me and even fellows did in the open WC!
Well, now I laugh at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 3 months and now my putz is excessively preponderant than world.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I think it defeats its purpose since no fucker would understand that
(unless they already knew the formula).

I don't think 'putz' is even a word for dick, anyway. :)

edit: well, the ladies are laughing at me in the open W.C. as, indeed, putz is yiddish for 'the penis'. how did I not know this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# So are schlong and schmuck.
 
THEM JEWS LOVE THE COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# schmuck is actually the discarded part of a foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
 
www.b3ta.com/board/7479947
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Cancer is always funny
until you die of it. Then you can't laugh because you are dead. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Have you ever seen Wit?
It's probably a bit deep for here though...
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I've seen half of it.


*tumbleweed*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Spoiler!
She gets cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Wit?
I'm assuming that's an actual programme and not a cheap pop at me for joking about cancer :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# It's a play
there's a very good TV adaption with Emma Thompson

edit: still doesn't tell you much... it's a play about a woman dying of cancer. Tis very good and thought provoking. Funny in places too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Ahhh
I'll have a gander online for it. Ta for heads up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# That was good that was. Emma Thompson was well cast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Its really really really not.
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
I've lost loved ones to it. Though where would we be if we didn't laugh about such things occasionally. Anyway, I'm a smoker so it'll serve me right when I get it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Maybe i shall find it funny in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Gimme an "F"
gimme a "U"
gimme a "C"
gimme a "K"
gimme a _null_
gimme a "O"
gimme a "F"
gimme a "F"
gimme a "!"
etc.

*was deeply unpopular at his last borussia moenchengladbach game!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Mnnnngggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# You REALLY need to see this
snipurl.com/1pcqm
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# well...
This is one of the entries where it would've been nice to click "i don't like this",
an someone proposed here
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)