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[challenge entry] Quick and seamy but had to get it out of my head

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It's a Queen-off!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
I'm too lazy to make mine...


Imagine Freddy Mercury pushing someone in a rocking chair LOLOLOL
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Winnar!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# or with one eye!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# or with his arms greedily full of sweeties while the rest of queen stand behind with nothing!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# or wearing a filthy mac and indecently exposing himself!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# or freddie mercury's clothes suspended in mid air by a transparent figure!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# or the whole of queen holding a blanket ready for the inevitable plummet of a suspended mallet!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# or an orderly queue of people waiting to move forward and clench their jaws on a large pile of frangmented human hair and skin
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# or Brian May's car being operated by everysing person who has heard his song which featured on a Ford advert!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# or a large group of rotund women pushing the earth in a rotatative fashion
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# or freddie mercury smiling whilst ON HIS FUCKING BICYCLE!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I love the word
'rotatative'
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I love that song!
Queen Elizabeth hockey mask murder,
Queen Elizabeth hockey mask murder,
Better run or she'll squash your face with a hammer,
Don't give her the time of day, HEY!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *office pfft*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Bugger!
This was my next shop! This is better than I was going to do! :-)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)