Quick and seamy but had to get it out of my head


From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)

It's a Queen-off!

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)

haha
I'm too lazy to make mine...


Imagine Freddy Mercury pushing someone in a rocking chair LOLOLOL
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

Winnar!!

( Aenesis, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

or with one eye!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

or with his arms greedily full of sweeties while the rest of queen stand behind with nothing!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

or wearing a filthy mac and indecently exposing himself!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

or freddie mercury's clothes suspended in mid air by a transparent figure!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

or the whole of queen holding a blanket ready for the inevitable plummet of a suspended mallet!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

or an orderly queue of people waiting to move forward and clench their jaws on a large pile of frangmented human hair and skin

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

or Brian May's car being operated by everysing person who has heard his song which featured on a Ford advert!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

or a large group of rotund women pushing the earth in a rotatative fashion

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

or freddie mercury smiling whilst ON HIS FUCKING BICYCLE!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

I love the word
'rotatative'
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

I love that song!
Queen Elizabeth hockey mask murder,
Queen Elizabeth hockey mask murder,
Better run or she'll squash your face with a hammer,
Don't give her the time of day, HEY!
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

:D

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

*office pfft*

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)

Bugger!
This was my next shop! This is better than I was going to do! :-)
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)