He should be full of slugs and snails and puppy-dog tails.But the badgers ate all the beasties, and the tails dissolved in the crack.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:16,
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where's the rest of the puppy dogs?there must be vast warehouses full of them by now, the poor little tailless mites.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 9 Aug 2007, 12:19,
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