from what I remember
this is pretty much the whole song.



From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

Woo
Except that lions don't live in a Jungle.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

they live in cardboard boxes on the side of busy roads and busk for biscuits
wearing a tiny top hat and monocule
often smelling of cheap gin
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)

or sleep at night
the whole thing is a tissue of lies!
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)

Not even lies use tissues!
I feel so cheated!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)

Jesus! It's all bollocks!

right lets start at the begining...I think therfore I am.
(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)

I'm pink
Therefore I'm spam!
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)

do pedants?
:)
( naD, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)

No
Just BBC documentary presenters.
( riverghost of Christmas Past not a happy bunny since, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)

awomaway awomaway waomaway
woo!
(el_grimley, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

arf!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

eeeeeoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooeoeooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooo as well

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

A wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way
a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way, a wimba way

OOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEE

AOOOOOOEEEOOOEEEEE
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

oh noes now its in my head
it's gonna take ages to get rid of it!!!
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

Mine too
dammit
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)

THE LION IS SLEEPING.

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)

Nicely anim'd

(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)