Bit of Stranglers anyone?

much prefer the real thing tho
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01,
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Nectarines by the seaside? That's my favourite song.
Don't eat nectarines by the seaside,
Otherwise you'll get the sand-AIDS,
Then you'll be full of the sand-AIDS,
And what will you do then? HOY!
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Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04,
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No,
I know only a very few of these entries, so I'm writing lyrics to what I like to pretend they are from.
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Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:12,
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which are as good
if not better than the originals I might add ;)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:13,
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Well thanks
It's nice to be appreciated.
My favourite was the lyrics to "Queen Elizabeth Hockey Mask Murder A-Go-Go."
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Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:15,
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Too few songs
Lead into a chorus which would otherwise seem a bit of a non-sequiteur, breaking up the musical pace with a "HOY!".
I need a stein to wave at drinking events.
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Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21,
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doh!
to many entries... can't click pages... must untie the... just reach that button...
(and other assorted batman quotes)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:09,
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