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[challenge entry] Bit of Stranglers anyone?

much prefer the real thing tho

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 773 entries (closed)

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Nectarines by the seaside? That's my favourite song.
Don't eat nectarines by the seaside,
Otherwise you'll get the sand-AIDS,
Then you'll be full of the sand-AIDS,
And what will you do then? HOY!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# you know the song then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# No,
I know only a very few of these entries, so I'm writing lyrics to what I like to pretend they are from.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# which are as good
if not better than the originals I might add ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Well thanks
It's nice to be appreciated.
My favourite was the lyrics to "Queen Elizabeth Hockey Mask Murder A-Go-Go."
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# P particularly like the HOY!
at the end of this one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Too few songs
Lead into a chorus which would otherwise seem a bit of a non-sequiteur, breaking up the musical pace with a "HOY!".

I need a stein to wave at drinking events.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Bindun,
but woo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# doh!
to many entries... can't click pages... must untie the... just reach that button...

(and other assorted batman quotes)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)