From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:27, archived)

AAAAAAALLLL WHITE NOW, BABY ITS AAAAALLL WHITE NOW

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

someone did that already with the photoshop cheque background
but nice try
(Sticky Label, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

Urrrrm...
It's not moving.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:28, archived)

nothing to say about it really...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)

what the fuck is that.
are you some sort of monthly subscription idiot, with an idiot face and idiot trousers
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)

And idiot socks

( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)

don't be stupid
you can only get normal or whacky socks.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:33, archived)

What about fucksocks?
I have many pairs of fucksocks.
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)

that's an internet made up fad.
it's the internet equivalent of selling a cow for a tin of fucking baked beans
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)

*rings up supplier*
"Yes, it's about this cow.... I'm having second thoughts"
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:32, archived)

Is it can be
Moonlight Lady tiem nao?
(Jokel, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 15:06, archived)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:31, archived)