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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

My camera never ties?
excellent shoppage
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)

*counts the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike*

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

aha!

HOW DOES IT SMELL?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

HEY!
b3ta.com/links/Goatse_Ashtray
( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

goatse has tainted everybody's perception for that particular shape

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Tainted isn't the word.
Fucked is the word.
( head-doctor internet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahahaha
"He said: "While we were there, sitting by the fire one night, I saw an extraordinary-looking dog that appeared to have two noses."

"I was sober at the time"
( Leningrad, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

He's also called "Colonel John Blashford-Snell"
Mneah-mneah TWO NOSED DOG! bleah mneah... GIANT SNAKE!...

edit: no, sorry, but this story has got to be made up:

Summary = Colonel John Blashford-Snell goes to Bolivia with "a church organ from Dorset" to explore a five mile meteorite crater and encounters a two nosed dog. Riiiiiight.
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

Q. What goes "MARK! MARK!"
A. A dog with a cleft palate.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
I must remember that one
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)

and there is of course, the unshopped


btw DH - a couple of cartoonists noted the launch of your new venture with interest.
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

Hehehe

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

hhaha
Hallelujah
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)

I have the Ixus 50
best camera I ever had.

TWICE!
_{IN THE FACE!}

Woo!
(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

brilliant!
that's just about the first one I have got!
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)