Bob, I don't care if its a good first line...

...get them out of my cellar
In the mean time, I'll be on the pavement
thinking bout the Government

From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)

who u gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

Two condoms brewing potions in my cellar with Lemsip?

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

I love that song!

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

RIS
:(

I feel the same way watching never mind the buzzcocks.

Mind you, I try and avoid it on the basis that Simon Amstell is a knob.
(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Simon Amstell is bloody fantastic
He's sharp, witty, cutting and has humorous hair


I hate it when anyone with a brain on TV is hated simply because "They think they're well clever"
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)

This^
and That v
(Denny, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)

i think he's funny as fuck

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)

Are condoms called "blues" where you live?
EDIT: Gets!
EDIT^2: have a click you clever, talented and lurking fuck! come back again please! :-)
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)