But I love that one
I pick A

What do I win?
( Az The Spaz, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)

You win...
.. an appointment with an anger management therapist.
You can take out all your stress on them, then!
(Besides, tampons in the petrol tank are much more satisfying)
(Cartroo, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)