pffft pfft
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

*shrivels up*
( twig has new glasses, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)

*folds twig up and puts him back in the bag*
now we can inflate him whenever we need him

*files away under A for Nottingham*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)