and no blowjobs!
I was in the US and durex there sells a box of assorted condoms with different lubes on them. Fun times!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:28, archived)

Oh, fun!
The assorted Fun Pack!
Any in kid-friendly flavors?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)

menthol ftw!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)

Numbing their ickle mouths
so they don't get lockjaw? How clever...
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 13:51, archived)