And I'm spent....


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahaha
that explains my browser history
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

takes a wee while, but is worth it
www.makemelol.com/media/251/Always_clear_your_download_history%21/
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

oh dear...
for those who can't be bothered to watch...
some guys download history on tv
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

oops!
/got fired for not clearing mine properly first blog.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

and it's a darn good movie!
opera ftw!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

yes!
because every cat likes watching ussy tion'
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

arf
TJ: every cigarette you smoke is meant to take 5 minutes off your life, but watching Neighbours will take 30 minutes off your life. Don't know about you but I'd rather take time off the end of my life rather than waste time now while I can still piss by myself.
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

smoke 6 cigarettes instead and get the best of both worlds

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

Hello you
big hunk of mansex.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

*giggles with girlish glee*
*clears throat*
ahem

Good Evening, Sah. :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

s'wat Leary says
5 minutes of the WORST BIT of your life... the adult diaper wearing years...

Apparently 20 minutes on the London Underground is the equivelent of 5 fags...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

i smoke loads and never miss neighbours.

/no flowers blog.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

I'll raise a cuppa earl grey in your honour, Sah.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

that sounds like a plan to me!
*goes to make a cuppa "lady grey"* :) brb!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Lady Grey tastes much better than Earl Grey
Good choice
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

*nods*
ceylon is quite nice, but i gotta be in the mood
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

He doing tantra masturbation?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

He's building up to it
you can see it in his eyes...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

god yeh
stand back for this one
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

aha...

( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)