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[challenge entry] *Nom Nom Nom*

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(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# O_O
tj: I would like to say, that wearing ties, is a retarded crap concept

/not had to wear a tie in years and has interview with tie obsessed organisation tomorrow and has forgotton how to tie the shitting representation of serfdom blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
#
www.tie-a-tie.net/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# already looked on that
and it didn't actually help

infact it made me sad

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# something about rabbit holes
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# it's a napkin!
that's what it is "look at me! I'm so important, I might have to EAT at any moment, and I'm so crap I will SPRAY myself with food"

I think the odds of success in this interview are dwindling :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I wear a tie every day for work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I've never had a job where I've had to have a tie
damn you ties!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# buy a clip on tie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I might go in wearing bra and panties
and a tie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# where you working
we'll all pop in and force them to give you the job
on of my fellow employees was refused a job because and i quote "she was too confident" - wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
# oh yeah
you can't be "too" confident

as it means you'll probably know things like employment law and won't tolerate crap :)

plus of course you might actually end up leaving in 5 minutes due to promotion/headhunting/general ability to actually do things etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# this was a job for managament
so couldn't go much futher to the top...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# oh
they were probably scared of her chromosomes or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# and her amazing tits
...oh did i type that...
i meant her amazing ...dammit... where was i?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# (.)(.)
oh well, I'll probably not get the job anyway, so fuck it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# IT's a picture of elvis
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# It's fat elvis with a cornetto =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)