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From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)

O_O
tj: I would like to say, that wearing ties, is a retarded crap concept

/not had to wear a tie in years and has interview with tie obsessed organisation tomorrow and has forgotton how to tie the shitting representation of serfdom blog
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)

www.tie-a-tie.net/
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

already looked on that
and it didn't actually help

infact it made me sad

*cries*
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)

something about rabbit holes

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)

it's a napkin!
that's what it is "look at me! I'm so important, I might have to EAT at any moment, and I'm so crap I will SPRAY myself with food"

I think the odds of success in this interview are dwindling :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

I wear a tie every day for work.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)

I've never had a job where I've had to have a tie
damn you ties!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)

buy a clip on tie

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

I might go in wearing bra and panties
and a tie
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)

where you working
we'll all pop in and force them to give you the job
on of my fellow employees was refused a job because and i quote "she was too confident" - wtf?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)

oh yeah
you can't be "too" confident

as it means you'll probably know things like employment law and won't tolerate crap :)

plus of course you might actually end up leaving in 5 minutes due to promotion/headhunting/general ability to actually do things etc
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)

this was a job for managament
so couldn't go much futher to the top...
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

oh
they were probably scared of her chromosomes or something like that
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)

and her amazing tits
...oh did i type that...
i meant her amazing ...dammit... where was i?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)

(.)(.)
oh well, I'll probably not get the job anyway, so fuck it :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)

IT's a picture of elvis
Well done.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)

It's fat elvis with a cornetto =[

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)