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# bad movie
(chaosagent, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:18, archived)
# AAAARGHHHH!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:20, archived)
# CASTL AAAARGHHHH!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
DOT COM! DOT COM! DOT COM!
(beren, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:21, archived)
# hold me
I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Weevilgrl, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:22, archived)
# Ill hold you
But why do I feel you wont like that? :)
(beren, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Why not
go fuck yourself instead?

god-botherer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:29, archived)
# natonimcaly impossible
also, I suck in bed
(beren, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I think you'll find that a lot of people enjoy
being sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Poor you.
Try saying things like. Who's you daddy? and Come on baby, you know you want this bad boy in ya!...stuff like that REALLY gets the girls going;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Going
swiftly in the opposite direction
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Hallelujah brothers and sisters!
SOM3 OF U WIL B HORIFEID BY TEH ANALOGY IM ABOUT 2 MAEK!!!!1! OMG SOME WIL SE DA JUSTIEC OF MAH POINT1!11 LOL CONSIEDR TEH SETPEMBR 1TH ATAKS1!11! LOL CONSIEDR DA P3RSONS WHO GAEV THERE LIEVS11!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL NO I DONT MAAN DA VICTIMS!!1!11 OMG THEYRE LIEVS WERE TAEKN NOT GIEVN!!11!1 WTF LOL I M3AN CONSIEDR TEH TERORIST ATAKARS!!1!!!! OMG WTF ASUMNG THAY WAR3 OTH3RWIES SAEN I CAN ONLY IMAGIEN TAHT COMIET3D SUICIED LEIK B/C THEY V3RY STRONGLY BL3IEV IN WT WARE DONG!1!!1 IT STANDS 2 R3ASON RIGHT?!!!!! OMG LOL TH3Y W3R3 PROBABLY MUSLIMS WHO SAY WHIT AS A JIHAD!111!1 LOL IF U DEI IN A JIHAD UR GURANTED A PALCA IN HEAEVN111!1 WTF (IM BNG SIMPLISTIC 2 MAEK MAH POINT1!1!!1 WTF LOL TEH DETALES R EXTRA3NOUS)!!!! OMG ASK UR THIS QU3STION WUT IF THESA P3OPLA WARE ATHEISTS1!!1 WUT IDF TH3Y DIDNT B3LIEV TAHT THERE DAATH WUD ACOMPLISH ANYTHNG?!?!? WUT IF GOD FORBID!!11!! TH3Y WAR3 NOT MUSLIM BUT OF ANOTH3R RALIGION CHRISTIANITY OR JUDIASM SAY!!111 OMG WUT IS INSTEAD OF BL3IEVNG THEY W3RE GONG 2 HAAEVN TH3Y BL3IEVD TH3Y WER3 GONG 2 HAL?!!?!!!!? OMG DO U STIL BL3IEV TAHT TH3Y WUD HAEV DONE WT DID?????!?? OMG WTF

IN TEH NEIGHBORHOD OF 200 YEARS AGO A SMAL BAND OF M3N ABANDONED THEYRE RELIGION THEYRE FMILEIS AND THERE LIEVLYHODS1!!1 OMG WTF AL BUT ON3 OF THEM WAS KIL3D AT AN EARLY AEG11!1! OMG AT LAAST ONA OF TH3M WAS CRUCIFEID- POSIBLY DA MOST PANEFUL DEATH IN HIS2RY11!!11! OMG WTF LOL 2 A MAN THEY HELD TRUE 2 THERE NU BLEIFS!!!!1!1 UR NOT STUPID SO IM SURA U KNOW WHOM IM TOKNG ABOUT!!!!1 OMG TEH DISCIPLAS OF CHRIST R ON3 OF TEH MOST POIGNANT ARGUM3NTS TAHT JASUS WAS AXACTLY WHO H3 SADE HE WAS1111! LOL SE I CAN SIT H3RE AND ARGUE AL KINDS OF APOLOG3TICS WIT U!1!!111! WTF LOL I CAN TRY 2 PROVA DA EXIST3NC3 OF GOD AND 3TC!!1!!1! WTF I CNA MAEK ARGU3MNTS111!1 OMG WTF SO CAN U11111! OMG WTF LOL NEITHAR ONE OF US CAN PROVE DA OTHAR WRONG NOT BY LOGIC111!1111

OK THAN!!1!!1 WTF LOL WUT CAN I SAY 2 CONVINCE U?!??? LOL I KNOW WUT CHANGAD TEH LIEVD OF DA DISCIPLES SO RADICALY!!1! OMG LOL TH3Y ABANDONED JUDASEM1!!1!1!1 WTF LOL TH3Y WARE KIKAD OUT OF DA SYNAGUAEGS TEH VERY CENT3R OF LIEF IN THERE CULTURE)!11!!! WTF LOL THAY WERE KILED!11!1!1! WTF O DEID IN EXIEL111!1 OMG PETER WAS CRUCIFEID AND ASKAD 2 B CRUCIFEID UPSIED DOWN SO AS NOT 2 MOK TEH DEATH HIS SVAOEUR HAD DEID YEARS 3ARLEIR

CONSIEDR1!1!! OMG WTF DA GOSPELS ACOUNTS IN DA BIBLE!1!1! OMG LOL DA TRUTH IS TAHT THEY DO NOT R3FLACT WEL TEH OVERAL INT3LGENCE OR TRUSTWORTHN3S OF TEH DISCIPLAS111111! OMG WTF LOL U HAEV THOMAS DA DOUBT3R111!!! WTF U HAEV PETER HIMS3LF D3NYNG CHRIST11!1! OMG LOL U HAEV THEM CONSTANTLY AND REPEAETDLY MISUND3RSTANDNG WUT JESUS HIMSELF IS SAYNG11!11 LOL THIS IS A MAJOR THEMA OF TEH GOSPEL OF O!!!1!1 OMG LOL L3T US FAEC IT THEY R PORTRAEYD AS DUDNARH3ADS DOUBT3RS AND BTRAEYRS

THASE!11!11 OMG WTF R DA PEOPL3 WHO TURNED TEH ANTIER WEST3RN CULTURE ON ITS Y?11!!!1! WTF HOW?!!??!?! OMG LOL B/C THEIR WAS TEH 2UCH OF GOD IN THEYRE LIEF1!11111 OMG WTF IT IS FUNY DONT U THINK TAHT OF AL TEH GOSP3L ACOUNTS TAHT WARE WRIT3N IN DA FIRST SEVERAL C3NTUREIS THEIR WERE LOTS MANY OF TEH L8R INCLUDNG AL KINDS OF L8R L3G3ND) DA EARLY CHURCH CHOS3 TH3SE 4?!?!?? OMG THAY CUD HAEV CHOSAN ONAS TAHT SHOW TEH DISCIPL3S AND FOLOW3RS OF CHRIST IN A MUCH BT3R LIGHT11!! OMG KNOW WT CRIETRIA WAS INSTAAD???!??!? OMG WTF TAHT THAY B WRITAN BY AN APOSTL3 OR FROM SOM3ON3 WHO GOT DA INFORMATION FROM AN APOSTL31!1! OMG WTF LOL TAHTS RIGHT!!11! OMG LOL THESE GOSPALS TAHT PORTRAY TEH DISCIPLES AS DUNDARHAADS GOT THEYRE INFORMATION FROM TEH DISCIPLES1!11!! WTF

P3TER DENEIS CHRIST!!11111! WTF SOME TIEM L8R AT TEH BGINNG OF DA BOK OF ACTS HE GIEVS ONE OF DA GREAETST SERMONS EVER1!!!1!!! OMG WTF ZILIONS R SAEVD!!!11 WTF BILY GRAHMS GOT NUTHNG ONTHIS BOY!!!!!!! WTF TEH 2UCH AND SPIRIT OF GOD CNA DO WODNARS!!11 OMG WTF

BUT HEK1!1!11 OMG THEYRE R OTHER MAZNG S2REIS IN HIS2RY!1!11!1 Y DO I LIEK THIS ONA SO MUCH??!?!!? OMG WTF LOL B/C I CAN 3XPLANE IT!1!!1!! LOL IVE HAD TEH AXACT SME THNG HAPEN IN MAH LIEF!!1!!1!! OMG WTF LOL I HAEV FELT TAHT EXACT SM3 2UGH OF GOD!11111!! LOL IM NOT IN2 ARGUA ATHEISTS OR P3OPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS!!1!!1 I CAN ARGUA ANYON3 2 IMPAS ON ANY 2PIC HOWEVAR ABSURD1!1! OMG LOL ARGUMENT HAS ITS LIMITS11!!! WTF LOL BUT I LOVE 2 TAL TH3SA PEOPL3 WUT HAS HAP3NED IN MAH LIEF1!11 OMG LOL SE MAH CONTACT INFO ID B HAPY 2 TEL U ABOUT IT 2
!11!1! OMG LOL
http://www.landroval.net/christ.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:36, archived)
# YEAH
Show the board just how inbred poor beren is!
(I helped save b3ta! Weevilgrl, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I
could not be arsed trying to read that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:54, archived)
# Exactly
..do you mean the chatticised text, or the original on beren's site?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 5:20, archived)
# *holds*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:24, archived)
# Weevie
feels much better thanks hon
(I helped save b3ta! Weevilgrl, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:28, archived)
# ARGH!
THE MIND PISS!! THE MIND PISS!! THE MIND PISS!! THE MIND PISS!! THE MIND PISS!! THE MIND PISS!! I seriously was going to do that. you have scarred/scared me beyond belief
(Mortimer, Wed 5 Feb 2003, 4:33, archived)