my second ever compo entry. mspaint for life!

From the Elvis challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(TheCubeLab, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)

shouldnt that read
"Jailbait Rock"??
:)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:17, archived)

I laughed so much
that I snorted rather loudly. :D
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)

haha
oh, so that's the 3 R's

Rock, Roll and "research"
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)

oh yea!
"Research"

I gotta remember that for when I get caught...

I.. I mean... Fucksocks!

_{/grows beard and hides in bunker in Afganistan}
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:23, archived)

you could "research" goats in afghanistan
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)

His tears in dock
made me cackle, the sick cunt
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)

If he was in any way innocent
and only briefly looked in to the subject as research, he wouldn't have kept the files on his computer.
He'd have been sickened by what he saw and deleted them immediately.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:25, archived)

Yes, but all we members of the general public know
is what was said in the trial, as selectively reported by the media. You really can't extrapolate what his actual motives and actions were from that.

There was the police person who said that it was a mild case, and usually they'd be dealing with thousands of clips instead of just a handful.

I'm not attempting to defend him, for exactly the same reason I said a second ago.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)

Plus
at least it was girls.
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:31, archived)

Yes, because horrendous physical and emotional abuse of children is fine
as long as it's not homosexual.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:33, archived)

90% of paedos are homosexual : )
That doesn't mean that 90% of homosexuals are paedophiles silly!!
although they probably are
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)

what does that have to do with it
?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)

Doesn't it?
Your science confuses me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter so that I can understand it better.

*subscribes*
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)

Lighten up
you tits!! This is b3ta ffs!
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)

i'm not doing that
imagine trying to explain the burns in A&E!
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)

that was me lightening up
you tit
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)

Ahhhhh.
I thought you were confused? Now I am!! You are too clever for me!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:57, archived)

*does clever hand movements and raised eyebrow thing*

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:04, archived)

*brain explodes
but barely parts hair.
( routine and Pantene, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)

yup

( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:25, archived)

oh dear

( Shiksa you may say I'm a wino, but I'm not the only one, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)

haha
:)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 16 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)