I wouldn't drink it and that's saying something


From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)

LIES!
You'd drink it if she only made it once a month!


woo

'ningles matey

YOU NINJA DELETER:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)

Mmm, clotty wine
Evening
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaah!
I replied to that one too!

I replied to your multiple deleted thread...
...Devon knows how they make it so creamy:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)

Must remember, click 'edit', not 'delete'.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)

BIARCH:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)

speaking about 'ninja deleters'
when did b3ta turn into 'The Center for People with Photoshop and Morals'? I get shouted at for posting something in bad taste (a news story about a dying disabled being pissed on), and then find my whole post has been deleted.
( Leningrad, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)

Yeah well I think I know why
You did use footage from your own mobile phone!

bumrapes nuns
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)

Blimey
has it come to that?
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)

*inserts barbwire butt plug*

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)

You can try
but I'm not sure if it'll fit, what with the sandpaper covered bowling ball I already have up there ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)

This is from the person
who used goats for goaties!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)

I'll use your goats for goaties in a minute!
Errrr....hang on....
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)

Erm maybe goatsies:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)

First person to have a go at me was that 'Legless' twat who fills the qotw entry page with stylised, invented sub-6th form storytelling.
I might register b3tt3r.com, set up an imageboard, and let people post whatever the fuck they want ;)
( Leningrad, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)

I think Zoo magazine have it already:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)

Christ.
I've noticed things getting a little more moral around here but didn't realise it was that bad. So much for the good old days of bad taste and offending people. If you do set an image board up give us a shout ;)
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)

I fucked your granny
And she hardly decayed at all!

Maybe that's more old school:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)

Before or after frog?

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)

THROUGH frog!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)

That toad him!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)

That has conjured up an image I hope I never see again :-S
roflmeow
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)

As the bloke was arrested,it might be sub-judice
I'm looking foreward to the youtube clip being linked!
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)

How did he come to be arrested so soon?
Did he hang around to piss on the police as well?
I do hope so.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)

He was charged with "pointing Percy at the pensioner"

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)

Arf!

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)

people get pissed off when i say 'fag'
:(

its only a joke
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)

Perhaps you need to say it more aggressively ;)

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)

Shirley if the mod thought it "tasteless"
they would have warned you or naughty-stepped you?

I've not heard of posts being deleted before (except troll's posts) and find it a bit outrageous that yours was.

Do you have a link to it?

Edit: Second thoughts, I do vaguely remember a post being delete due to many finding it offensive but I cannot swear to it as I am old and my testimony would be considered unreliable.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)

Unfortunately not - it was on the links board (it was posted here too, but that one seems to still be there)
www.b3ta.com/board/7631317
( Leningrad, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)

So I assume your 'shop took the piss (pardon the pun)
The pisser was the sick puppy. The pissee I feel sorry for. Being dead is bad enough but being pissed on I'm sure would really piss her off.

But your post being delete was outrageous and I don't blame you for being pissed off.
assuming that no puppies or kittens were harmed in the making of it
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)

I remember somebody having a frontpage image removed for being too offensive

( Leningrad, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)

while I found the story unfunny and deeply upsetting
people are still entitled to say what they want aren't they? Freedom of speech and public forums and all that.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)

And our survey said
*BING*
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)

for me, the humour came from the absurdity of the situation, coupled with a ridiculous catchphrase shouted mid-stream

( Leningrad, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)

the catchphrase was funny in a Day Today absurdity type way
but the fact that it was real quashed any humour I could find in it.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)