I sell night vision videos of you to a large porn company in Shanghai
they love what you do with the gearstick.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:10,
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I practied for weeks with a candlestick with a pencil on the bottom
Now I can change gear flawlessly at up to 45 miles per hour in case of emergency getaways.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 25 Sep 2007, 12:11,
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