Ninjas


From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

silly abuscruffy,
muslim lady person is not ninja
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

We call them ninjas here in Arabia
And some of them act like ninjas (http://www.asharqalawsat.com/english/news.asp?section=1&id=10309)
(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

oh i see, now all is clear.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

That's
what they want you to think...
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

That guy at the bottom appears to have what looks like an elephant winky coming out of his head!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

I saw tapir winkies last week
...they're STRANGE :/
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

o_O

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Well they are!
I can't find a photo, but it's all square at the end

Edit: Here's my pic, but it doesn't really show it well
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

ooh, so he does
Elephant Cock Head Fanatic Man would make a GREAT superhero, though I guess is you were to do it you might end up with a fatwa or something.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

I might write a theme tune actually
He's got an elephant's cock attached to his head
He's powered by the power of Mohammed
If you eat pork he'll kill you hard until you're dead
While spunk dribbles from his elephant cock's bell end.

He likes the Koran,
And he'll do you harm,
If you're a Christian or Jew or Infidel,
It's Allah's will,
For him to kill,
He's got a Tapir's cock stuck on his chin as well
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

Burns embassy

(Abuscruffy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

The National Museum of Scotland
the piece which started the collection and the 'longest' showing exhibit; elephant wang!

true story
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

that's his
rage special power
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

they are not ninjas!
they're those damn muslim ones
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)