Quick And Shit.


Sorry.

From the Ninja Weapons challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

no offense mr glassmonkey
but i've not been around much for the last couple of days, and even taking that into account, this challenge is shit :)
( mictoboy, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

Can't be as bad as the last one.
Nothing can.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

I learned to love the last one
this on eis, however, shit (with some notable exceptions)
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

'no offence'?
Has someone been putting tranquilisers in your tea?

;)
(Pachey, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

ha ha
'no offence' == 'prepare yourself for the offence'

*hopes for a challenge which requires thought*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

no offence...it's better than a challenge about robots ;)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

Micto in the Forth

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

forth what?

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

river

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

no offence...that's a shit idea for a challenge ;)


heh
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

if I could find a picture of micto
I would show you what a good idea it is!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

well
"no offense..." = I can't be bothered not to be offensive
"I'm not prejudiced, but.." = yes I am
"I'm as tolerant as the next man, but..." = fuck off, darkies.
"We're with the church of..." = nobody's going to hear us from your basement, and our god won't help us.
"Mockingbird" = I'm a bit of an arse today
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

'sfunny...
I always thought that ninja's were feerless japanese warriors, trained for stealth and assassination, but judging by the eyes peering out of the masks in most of the 'ninja' photos, they appear to actually be 15-17 y.o. friendless white nerds, who look shit-scared of clacking themselves with the nunchacku's they are whirling about themselves.
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

Oh, and 'nings, as well.
:)
( Halibut is freezing to death in Wales, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

www.aksaninja.com
it may be glasscock but that doesn't stop it being both ACE and informative.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

no change there then

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

his mind powers are amazing
either that or he uses good glue
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

the weapon is actually a toothpick
the badminton racquet is just an accident involving clumsiness and an airfix kit, he was hoping you wouldn't point it out.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

pfft

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

i too apologise
if i see this, or that other ninja source image down there again i'll....

gah!!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

see earlier response to yours
you git
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

fatty fingers!!
still doesn't make up for lack of girth :)
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

Sorry,

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

don't apologise..they're just being grumpy :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

Ok :D

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

'tis praise indeed :)
/i wandered off
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)