The Queen and I were having our Thursday evening bath,just before going out to the Subversion fetish club in Londons.
Her Majesty was discussing her dress she was going to wear - a latex number that covered most things but still left little to the imagination.
She was worried about wearing it though, as she said her elbows looked odd in it - she thought they looked too knobbly. I told her. I said, 'Your Highness, your elbows are as smooth and beautiful as the windshield of a 3-axis microlight.'
She thought I was just flattering her, so I decided to prove it by licking her elbow and showing her the lack of abrasions or bruising.
After that she had the confidence to doll herself up and we had a splendid evening.
(Her Majesty was discussing her dress she was going to wear - a latex number that covered most things but still left little to the imagination.
She was worried about wearing it though, as she said her elbows looked odd in it - she thought they looked too knobbly. I told her. I said, 'Your Highness, your elbows are as smooth and beautiful as the windshield of a 3-axis microlight.'
She thought I was just flattering her, so I decided to prove it by licking her elbow and showing her the lack of abrasions or bruising.
After that she had the confidence to doll herself up and we had a splendid evening.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26,
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That's it. That's all there is to tell.I have no more stories of what the Queen and I got up to.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28,
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You may now officially announce that your brain is officially in danger of being stolen.By me.
EDIT: Inside Dentally, it's because of the comments like this, and associated thinking, that I love B3ta so much, even if I do get beaten up occasionally.
(EDIT: Inside Dentally, it's because of the comments like this, and associated thinking, that I love B3ta so much, even if I do get beaten up occasionally.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28,
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OFFAL ANNONCIMENTS!!My brain is in danger of...
Well, what he ↑ said.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:37,
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I need to see this in a visual format, definitely.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29,
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your bloody highness!!!!*ignores
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31,
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