What about this?

Not really new though...

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Samsonite, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)

Cupid Stunt
hehe
(dirty_root, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

There's a bit of the old molecular here.
Somebody post the definition of Spoonerism next to the definition of Rhyming Slang, just so we can all play Spot-The-Difference.
(splitting-images, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)