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# Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary but I fear that this is turning into /talk

EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee

'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'

'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'

'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'

So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious

'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'

'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'

'Yes? YES??'

' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'



(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's not like there's anyone here to complain
where is everyone anyway?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you call this a long /board thread?
you clearly need to spend some time during the gayshift :-D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)