My robert has a malfunction


From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)

needs smoke
Also, he is saying foreskin
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)

Fix it!
With FIRE!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)

*glees to robert compo*
I order Chinese takeaway. They asked me how many chopsticks I wanted. How do you accurately reply to that?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)

number of people multiplied by 2

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)

a million

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)

Well if I ordered one
I could just end up with a Chinese kebab.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)

If you ask for a million chopsticks, you will never ask for any more
And you can then become a Chopsticks baron and live in a house made from chopsticks and drive a car made from chopsticks
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)

I ordered a million last week!
They don't last as long as you think they do.

Is it bad mannered to f5 with chopsticks?
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)

No, it is fine to f5 with chopsticks
As long as you don't touch f4 and f6, as they get grumpy when you do
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

That's fine
It makes a change from using my cock I suppose.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)

and then he can draw them
and someone might make a song about it

"he painted chopstick men and chopstick cats and dogs"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

*plays matchsticks on the piano*

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

\o/

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

you want them all

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)

haha
His wisdom circuit has overloaded
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)

it's max headroom!

( new_matt, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)

Oh noes Professor Winston!
*takes trousers down to look for reset button*

Woo, young Brian, woo!
( the holly and the ivv, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)