Scrotum and eyes... big mac and fries...

"What do you want for dinner?"
"I can't be bothered to cook, shall we pop out for a quick scrote?"

Wanted to avoid being NSFW so used dead scrotum (kangaroo) rather than live :-)

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( eclectech, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)

lol
very nice :)
( Sargant, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 13:59, archived)

Thank you...
I'm just hoping no-one had one for tea last night :-)
( eclectech, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

nope
turkey, stuffing and coleslaw sandwich, me

erm...
( Sargant, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

Pita bread
and cheese and onion cottage cheese me - and a mars bar.

Then far too much to drink and some fucker stole my wallet. dam.
( uberphil, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

no food
just beer and tequila.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)

good good
very nice - i'll make sure i ask for one next time i go.
( uberphil, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)