( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

I never liked that film
it made me sad
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)

what ?!??
it's a classic !
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

I don't care!
*cries*
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

aww *comforts*

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

:D

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

are you female?
All my male friends don't like it either. They also don't realise how wrong they are.

And some of my friends don't like the Princess Bride. HOW FUCKED IS THAT.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

72.8%
*science*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

It's got to be more than that.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

enough?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)

Getting there... getting there.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)

I love being a scientist
life is easy!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

PERFECT!
Right, I'm off, bye kiddies! xxx
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

bye!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

your male friends are all gay
Jennifer Connelly for gods sake!
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

She was quite fit.
I was only young when I first saw it, but for ages I'd run brushing imaginary twigs out of my face because that's what she did.

Oh, and you know the worm? 'Naaaah, I said Ello!'
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)

But that's close enough.
*is determined not to start quoting it word-for-word*
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)

It cut off half my comment
I did say 'I do the best impression of him ever'
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

I am known in certain circles
for my exceptional Ludo impression.

Shit, I don't want to be in a musical with Pat Sharpe!
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xVZiGOw-o

Check out Phenomena also, where she plays a girl with a telepathic connection with insects... oh my!
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

And you still call them friends?
Destroy them. And burn the remains.
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)

And they like Nighty-Night.
Which just makes me extremely angry and rather violent.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)

Get thee behind me
bastard-features. That film fucking ruled. And in my dotage, I can play the drinking game.

Plus Jennifer Connelly was the hottest girl alive when I was four (except for Penny from Inspector Gadget, of course).
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

meh!
meh I say!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

Heretic!

(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

why, yes I am
"Discomeats Herecy Funtiem" 2nd edition, isbn: 0876059515

available at all good bookshops
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)

She married Paul Bettany.
An average-looking Englishman.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

gah! I'm an average looking englishman!
but I like lard too much :(

hmm, lard
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

I know.
If the bastard weren't such a talented, likeable cock then I'd hate him.
As it is, I just have to take consolation from smearing myself with their rubbish.
(PyroTyger I ate all your bees., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)

I wouldn't fuck with him...
Gangster no 1 still gives me the fear
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)

So glad I'm home now
If I'd laughed like that in the office, they'd have moved up the the Special Ward by now....

*clicks*
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)