After Balamory, another plum job.

(Westude, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)

with a cheeky smile and a happy disposition
I bet he beats the fucking fuck out of the drunks on a friday and saturday night :)
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)

Harold Lloyd....
A pair of glasses and a smile...
( Cockweasle IT'S A CAR WITH LEGS, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)

and a huge arse vibrator
:D
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)

He's
a scottich polis, that's all they learn at the academy!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:00, archived)

:D
those crazy scottish police

they stopped me one time

"Whats in that bag sir?"

"oh, that's just a bag of rubbish, you don't need to look in there!"

oh ok

and with the 4kg of undetected heroin I had the best fucking party I've ever had!
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)

They
didn't even hit you on the head with their sticks...just for good measure?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)

to be honest I think they were more concerned that I was pissed
also one of them was looking at my car a bit

it was a bit of a chewing gum job that thing

:)

but I was nice and cooperative and not from around there and they probably couldn't be arsed to do anything
(discomeats I'm sorry Timmy, it's cement., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)

Magic
Is that Geoffrey Durham driving the motor?
(oneinthepink Dirty deeds done dirt cheap on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)