hahaha!!
I knew I made this for a reason

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McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:50,
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snork
edit:apologies to original poster, Elmo always struck me as sinister. I applaud his demise.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:48,
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Rotund
yet stubby. A deadly combination.
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:53,
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You did well on the 'shopping (in the smaller version, at least). Better than I could've done, as I'm shit.
Plus the prospect of elmo being shot is awesome.
Aren't I nice for not being rude and actually commenti- SUDDENLY PIG HAPPENS

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Shada Peace, freedom... and bacon and eggs., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:54,
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He has the eyes of a killer
but the body of tasty snacks
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56,
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mmmm, time for snacks
bacon, cheese and mushroom toastie!
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:00,
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fuck that's a great idea!
but I have no bacon and I don't really like mushrooms
but a cheese & onion sounds good
dunno if I got cheese
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discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03,
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get everything vaguely squishy from the fridge
mush it all together and add to toats
edit:disaster strikes! The Flatmate has noshed all my bacon and cheese, and the mushrooms have gone all manky :(
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:07,
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noes!
plain toats time as emergency solution
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discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:16,
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