No more Local Heroes anymore

in case you've been out of the country all week

From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 517 entries (closed)

( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

He could be cycling down Fort Street

(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 22:52, archived)

haha
He only did it because the clothes weren't attention grabbing enough.
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

He should be arrested anyway.
Also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMULATING SEX WITH A BICYCLE?!

Bloody political correctness gone MAD.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)

You cannot wank behind a locked door if somebody wants to secure entry with a master key,
don't you know anything?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Let's see what's behind door number two!
OH SWEET JESUS, PUT IT AWAY
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

That nearly happened to me in my halls of residence in 1st year at university.
Thankfully, I wasn't having a wank at the time, I was having a cry. To be honest, that was nearly as embarrassing.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Oh, so you'd just finished the wank then?

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

sadly I hadn't cleared up the evidence.
She found me crying into a pile of spunk-soaked copies of The Beano.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

^This
It's insane!
If a guy wants to make sweet love to his faithful bicycle, far be it from us to stop him.
That's like arresting someone for sleeping with a fat hairy woman.
"I wouldn't do it personally therefore it's illegal" is not a good reason for arresting someone for having a wank.
Besides, it's not as if he was hurting the bike! What if it enjoyed it, eh?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)