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( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

hahahaha!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

I bet Mrs Trellis clicks for huge . . .
*scarpers*

*throws Woo! over shoulder*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

pffft!
'ningage unc!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

'ning, scampo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

i got you some asda smart price vodka!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

naughty banjo boy
how are ya?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

I Yam ALLLLL of teh grumpty, this mording
I was awake coughing all night and the traffic was PANCE and I'm about to go postal on some customers . . .

Otherwise, fine, thanks *remembers Christmas shopping tomorrow* GAH!

How're you?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

poor bloke -- you're just upset about the soccer aren't you?
Do your shopping online, naked, from the comfort of your local internet cafe.

Have a nice strong cup of tea, that'll make it better :)

I'm not bad - avoiding work again which is probably going to get me into trouble :( I need to kick this b3ta thing
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

You cheeky sod!




*closes window*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

'ning, hun!
*smooshes placatorarirarillly*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

You made me choke on my tea, damn you....
*accepts smoosh anyway*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

I don't have tea
there's no miluk!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)

Well that's just shit
Sort it man!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

that's not a word

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

she doesn't need to
she already has the huge version

*joins DTH on the lam*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Right, that's it!
Glasgow, via Northampton - I'll get both of you
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

*disguises self as Minky*

. . . shit!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

promises promises

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

NOT in the good way
You arse
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

you're a foot shorter than me
any way's a good way ; )
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

you lanky haggis!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

You won't say that when you're wearing concrete shoes
And looking up at the surface of the Clyde
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahaha
you'll never find enough concrete!

(well done on your river knowledge there)
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

Big feet?
*intrigued*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

you know what they say about a guy with big feet?
massive cock.

that's right.
massive.
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)

Not what I've heard

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

*looks suspicious*
heard? what have you heard? who did you hear it from? was it ivesb? he's a liar!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

Nah, it was Debs
She wasn't complimentary.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

*cries*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

*comforts*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

inna bosom?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

Where else?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

Cheese it, you melon!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

*cheeses it*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

ning phexy

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

'ning dude

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)

Any more room on that lamb?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

It's only a little lamb . . .
says 'property of Mary' on it


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

she's tied it to this pylon though

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

Mary had a little lamb, she could not stop it jumpin'.
she took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

lets's just hope he doesn't change back while he's in use
like BrushBot...

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

Yes, I like BrushBot
You like like BotBrushed?
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

Haha, I can see that going horribly wrong

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)