I've got a brand new combination harvester-o-tron


I once saw a farmer singing Wurzels on the Karaoke at a "Country Pub" near Kendal. Was he mocking me?

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(orangehaslotsoffruits shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)

don't know
where are you from?
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)

It used to be all fields round here
Oh definitely from the town, but I wasn't wearing wellies and driving a 4x4, honest.
(orangehaslotsoffruits shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)

Why...
...does he morph into a paedophile half way through?
(frank jizzism, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)

Doesn't everyone?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)

!
That's not a paedophile, it's a Wurzel. Well, actually...
(orangehaslotsoffruits shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)

It's a magic tractor! Next thing you know it'll turn into a field!
it's funny cos it's true...

that's exactly how we pronounce "transformers" around here :|
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)

I wish I didn't laugh at this.
It's too shocking =P
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)

Paedo harvester?

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)

Perhaps
I've been to a couple of Wurzels gigs and they're one of the best live acts I've seen.
(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)