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[challenge entry] New Dual Action Transformobrush

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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Bloody hell - long time no see!
And nice work too!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I ninglesmooshed you down there
I'm not going to do it again...

ninglesmooshes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# yes
... are these colour blindness tests?

*narrows eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *gets giggling fit*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# why are you posting an orange square?
...I don't have a sense of humour about my horrific dissability and deformed eyes ... I also have a type of undeveloped optical lobe brain damage which means that, although the physical aperatus of my left eye is fine, I can only see fuzzy things through it... like mohair.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# :) ha ha ha ha aha ha ha - you loon
as far as my colleagues know I have a big grin on my face from my enjoyment of writting template memorandums of understanding... unless they suspect something!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Colleagues: they know too much and must be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# time to break out the 'colleagues B gone' spray.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, I must have missed it
*ninglesmooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 'Ningles
You will keep coming back for more...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# it's called determination
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It's called fatalistic....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it's called stalking...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# it's called love
but they spell it "restraining order"
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *Glees*
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Tired mostly
But happy - Mr Trellis has just returned with croissants!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# lucky girl
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# YOU WAS ON EARLY THIS MORNING!
whoops!
capslock!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I was, waiting up for him and his night shifts
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# you are a dutiful wife
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I am, very dutiful
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# you can give my wife some pointers when you meet her!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# take my mother in law for example...
please - someone take her
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *unzips*
just point me in the right direction...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# actually
I'm very fond of my mother-in-law... so best not

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# my goodness
*uses it on the big setting all the time*

it's quicker like this

hello person - long time no...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# cor, the software you find at home these days..
Kris

Where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Portugal
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# did you see the lines of torres verdas?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# did you bring back anything nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Does anyone know what this thing is called?


It's a glass bulb that has little pieces of paper on the four points that have white on one side and black on the other.

It spins around under light.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# don't know i'm afraid
but your drawing looks like a woman bending over showing off a bad case of piles
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I can only see this as a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I should know, I had one
Radiograph? Radiogram?

Aaaaaaaaargh that's really irritating!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I had a really good idea involving one of these earlier,
and I want to make sure it hasn't been done before I start blurting it out on the internet.

If you can work it out, please send me a gaz or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# It's a Crookes radiometer
Shiny shiny, spinny spinny
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# THANKYOU.
GREATNESS WILL BECOME OF THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You mean one of these?

It's a Solar Radiometer
*pushes glasses back up nose and pulls a satisfied facial twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# You can but them here for £5.99
www.gyroscope.com/catalog.asp?catalog=ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# its called Gaylord's Cradle
and it runs on impure thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
this for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
So it's perpetual near you then?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ning kristopher!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)