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[challenge entry] Quick and dirty.
This is more like my level of comedy.


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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I've just had a feeling of being dirty
A PC World advert was on TV and I imagined what it would be like working for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# *sharpens his axe*
...like this *throws axe* CATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# You say that as if it's a challenge to catch a flying axe
I know for a fact that if you dive in front of it, it is incredibly easy to embed it in your skull and stop it from falling to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# *writes this down*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# And if you use some else's skull
You can repeat the trick over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Hamlet's party piece
in between soliloquies
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# THAT'S where I've been going wrong!
SkUG, you should be taking notes from Tribs, he's good at this!

Look! *throws another axe at Tribs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *intercepts with skull*
see, that's how it's done
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# *uses random /talk b3tan's skull to catch axe*
Ooo look, the inside is like a creme egg!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# full of jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# but i've got a collection of 3 axes in my forehead now
*catches that one too*
four! *sells em on ebay*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Depends who the customers are
Could have had a right laugh planting child porn pics onto Glitters hard drive and saying "LOOK WHAT GARY DID!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# "this pc has 500mb of RAM!!!111"
"OMFG i'll take twelvty!!! AND a copy of NOrton for only £69.95!1"
"LOL!"
PC woooooorld
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Their current ads
have the slogan "PC World: the best of both worlds"
Which both worlds?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# swindon
and lazytown
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# i beg to differ
teletubby land and belguim
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# well!
BOTH 'both worlds' you, you, you, stupid USER

/former helpdesk blog, where the answer I provide you will be technically correct, but totally useless to you all at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# It's the lack of customer service associated with web shopping
coupled with the overpriced warranties associated with electrical retailers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# That makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# in Homebase today
the person on the till said:
"Would you like a warranty for the 8000 hour energy saving lightbulb?"

I said "you are f**king joking?"
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Fortunately
they wouldn't recognize a PC if they saw one.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)