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[challenge entry] Mark, the balloon animal, just couldn't handle the stress of deflation anymore, so he decided to hang himself.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

Go easy, my first ever compo entry.

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
give 'im a bed of nails
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# arf! houpla!
my friends and i noticed while at a juggling festival how phallic balloon dogs faces are
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I'M IGNORING THIS, BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE IGNORED.
But I'm not really ignoring it, It's fucking ace =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# No I don't! Ahhh.
POWPOWPOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ooh - economics
I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# so whenever I see a lone balloon floating in the sky
it's the remnants of a poodle suicide

haha
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Poodles,
natures quitters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# not to mention
nature's squitters

bred for pompoms and poor digestion
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I crossed a squirrel with a kitten.
Only to realise that if I wanted to come up with an interesting name, "Squitten" was the most obvious one.

It somehow didn't appeal to me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# BALLOOOONNN!!!!!!!!
It's so sweet yet so inanimate yet so sad
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# BALLLOOOOMM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)