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# THERE IS NO ROOM IN HEAVEN FOR THE HOMASEXSHUL.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# YEAH, I DON'T WANT THEM ALL GAYING UP THE NEW JERUSALUM.
JESUS MIGHT GET TURNED ON.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# HE WOULD BE TOO GOOD AT HANDJOBS
SEX IS NOT ABOUT FUN, IT'S ABOUT MAKING MORE PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY WORK AND PAY FOR THE POPES GOLDEN SHITTER.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)
# NOT TO MENTION THE PAYOUTS FOR TINY SHITTERS.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# WELL, ONCE TINY SHITTERS ANYWAY, LOL
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# damn straight
just think what he could do with those nail holes in his hands.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I could imagine this, because I have a penis
Though I suppose you could fantasize about putting a bike lock through his hands and chaining him to the headboard of his bed and then fucking him dry with a strap-on.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# hand me a tissue please.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# *goes to hand you a tissue*
*tries to shake it free from my open hand*
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)