I do love these so :)
And a big 'pfft!' to your name that beard suggestion, you ker-RAZzy kids!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

hey!
i thought you were dead!

*re-curls round neck*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)

I am
Ain't you never seen a hauntin' before Mink?

Edit: That had to have hurt, that's the loudest 'THUMP' I've ever heard a mink make on jumping into empty air and meeting our old friend Gravity on the way :D
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

OW
me little minky legs!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)