lame, but any excuse

click for a youtube treat, christmas wouldn't be the same without it
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

lovelyboylovelyboylovelyboy
Manwife and I are going to get an Emperor Tamarin and call him Windsor.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

yay!
get two, you need a lofty.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

That'd be so cool.
It'd be hard enough getting one, I don't think we're allowed them.

And I want a little girl capuchin. In a tutu. Called Minnie.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

Arent they monkeys?

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

Fucking racist.
(yes)
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)

Whatchoo talking about Willis?
I never said Gollywogs!

Edit: I just googled them. They look like Ewoks! WITH BEARDS!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

Aren't they just the most gorgeous things?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

What? Black people?
;) Yeah, theyre lovely. Are you allowed to own them in Britain then?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

Not since earlier on.
This cotton won't pick itself.





Yes, one please. Does this train go straight to Hull or do I have to change?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!
*remembers the joke about the cotton in the drugs bottles.....

*sniggers

*sracism....
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

tututut

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

What is it
with the pet talk today?

12
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

We could talk about heavy petting if you like.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

Yays
11
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

not allowed in swimming pools
aicmfp
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

You win.
Next topic: Harriet Harman's Perineum.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

not allowed in swimming pools
aicmfp
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:03, archived)

Have you seen my pet puppy?
www.funnydump.com/thumbs/1rHic3jg.jpg

Isnt he adorable?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

Access Denied!

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)

the little bloke
lives near my folks (i think)
( Rev. Jesse. Gaz me for B3ta Book of the Dead...!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

he's not entirely alive
*mourns
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)

must be
that other small bloke
( Rev. Jesse. Gaz me for B3ta Book of the Dead...!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

Aah, Windsor Davies in a bath full of jelly!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

holy crap
windsor davies is still alive
( Mushroom, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

SING LOFTY!
Woo!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

I watched Confessions of a Driving Instructor the other week
and Windsor Davies was in it...

playing a SCOTSMAN! WTF!

Who said the man had no range
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)