can't you balance it out
with some Elizabeth Duke trashy bling chain and some sovereign rings, then you gain a symmetrical pose like a knuckle-dragging neanderthal and at the same time gain forearms like Popeyes'?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

Good plan.
Or I could just superglue a lot of heavy coinage to my hand
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)