lies.
you have them all neatly lined up in alphabetical order on that self over there.
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

It's true, it's all true! Oh the shame...
*uncontrollable weeping*
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

*absolutely kills for crimes against humanity*

(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

**throws body in river and accepts bribe**

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

*gives bribe, hard*

(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

*Floats in river*

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

*sexes*

(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

*Twitches*

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

*spluffs*

(A Vagabond a moose once bit my sister, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)